| Life, Or something like it |
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spbob89 (11:38:44 PM): MI VIDA
spbob89 (11:38:47 PM): :cuts veins:
spbob89 (11:38:48 PM): KAJSHDGFHJK
envymeoo (11:39:07 PM): : slits throat :
envymeoo (11:39:08 PM): lsfjlsjf
spbob89 (11:39:17 PM): :hangs self:
spbob89 (11:39:18 PM): ajshdfg
envymeoo (11:39:19 PM): lsdjflsjlsjf
envymeoo (11:39:44 PM): umm
envymeoo (11:39:50 PM): : sticks pistol in mouth :
spbob89 (11:40:08 PM): :sticks pills down throat:
spbob89 (11:40:10 PM): lkjhsgdfhjk
envymeoo (11:40:13 PM): sjflsjf NOO I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
envymeoo (11:40:15 PM): lsjflsjf
spbob89 (11:40:17 PM): laksjdhfj
envymeoo (11:40:25 PM): im all gooo hurry so i can be all : overdoses :
spbob89 (11:40:25 PM): WE ARE CBs ALL THE WAYY
envymeoo (11:40:25 PM): lsjflsfj
spbob89 (11:40:29 PM): ksjdhf
envymeoo (11:40:39 PM): : drinks life away :
spbob89 (11:41:01 PM): :smokes life awaay:
envymeoo (11:41:17 PM): : stabs self :
spbob89 (11:41:22 PM): kjshdf
spbob89 (11:41:25 PM): uhh
spbob89 (11:41:45 PM): :drinks rat poison:
envymeoo (11:41:48 PM): sdljslfjsflsjf
envymeoo (11:41:52 PM): : jumps off building :
spbob89 (11:42:07 PM): :jumps off bridge:
envymeoo (11:42:12 PM): lol hoe!
envymeoo (11:42:20 PM): : sets house on fire :
spbob89 (11:42:22 PM): ehehhe ehehe
spbob89 (11:42:37 PM): :hits head on wall:
envymeoo (11:42:47 PM): sljdfljf
envymeoo (11:42:54 PM): : falls in love :
envymeoo (11:42:56 PM): LSDJFLSJFLSJFLSJDFLSJLFJSLFJSLDFJSLJFSF
spbob89 (11:42:56 PM): lkajhsd were some nast hoes
envymeoo (11:42:59 PM): SDFJLSDJLSDJFODIUPFOWJFOJSDOIJFSLFJ
spbob89 (11:42:59 PM): LKAJSHDGFHJKSLKSJHFGFKDLSGB
spbob89 (11:43:09 PM): KAJSHDGFHJKLAS
envymeoo (11:43:12 PM): ljdljsfldjsfj
envymeoo (11:43:16 PM): LOVE KILLS SLOWLY
envymeoo (11:43:18 PM): HOSDFISFJLSFJLSFJ
spbob89 (11:43:26 PM): TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART
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[ 01:12PM ; March 05 ] |
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All is good, except for that which isn't. But the good sure is good
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| BURN. |
[ 11:42PM ; November 23 ] |
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envymeoo (11:29:04 PM): ah the day I find out hes either married or gay is gonna be fun
psycho1logic (11:31:40 PM): Hm well you can just pretend
psycho1logic (11:32:12 PM): and its better if he were gay because then you could say hm so thats why he didn't show interest
envymeoo (11:32:26 PM): BUT HE DOES!
envymeoo (11:32:29 PM): HE LOVES MEEE
envymeoo (11:32:38 PM): klsjflksjf
psycho1logic (11:32:41 PM): Yeah..of course.
psycho1logic (11:32:45 PM): He ...does
envymeoo (11:32:46 PM): :-D
psycho1logic (11:32:54 PM): :-O
envymeoo (11:32:56 PM): well how do you explain why he's always touching me
psycho1logic (11:32:59 PM): hfsdafa
envymeoo (11:32:59 PM): telling me im doing a good job
psycho1logic (11:33:01 PM): fkaljda
psycho1logic (11:33:06 PM): YOUR LIKE FEZ
psycho1logic (11:33:08 PM): fjkafklda
envymeoo (11:33:13 PM): like he grabs my hand even if hes not fixing it
envymeoo (11:33:21 PM): well he did it like once or twice but still
psycho1logic (11:33:25 PM): The tv really did partially raise us
envymeoo (11:33:47 PM): one time he was apparently very impressed with me (this was wednesday) kept telling me how good I was doing
psycho1logic (11:33:51 PM): Remember the teacher she always puts good job,excellent keep it up
envymeoo (11:33:58 PM): started tapping my shoulder to make sure I knew it was me he was talking to
envymeoo (11:34:02 PM): LKJSDFLKSJFKLSJF
envymeoo (11:34:07 PM): JLKSDFJLSKFJSKLFJSKLFJ
envymeoo (11:34:20 PM): LJKSDFLSJFLKSJKSLFJSLKJF CRIIIIEEESSSSS
envymeoo (11:34:27 PM): SLJFSLFJSLKFJ YOU SHOULDA HEARD MY CACKLES
psycho1logic (11:34:32 PM): dskljfdfj
psycho1logic (11:34:33 PM): dfsakfja
envymeoo (11:34:34 PM): LKSJFLKSJFSKLJF OHHH EMM GEEE!!! NOO WAAAYYY
envymeoo (11:34:35 PM): LJKSFLKSJFSLKFJ
psycho1logic (11:34:48 PM): jfdlksfjaljfldkjf3249i4;dca
It's all becoming clearer now slkjflskjflsfjslkfjslkfjs
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| I LOVE CINDY! LSKJFLKSJF |
[ 10:15PM ; November 01 ] |
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A chat with my little one:
So yeah like he and I spoke all day. (Insert facts of our conversation and his levels of coolness) and when I got home I had a friend request from him. Except..how'd he find me? I never told him my last name..
Cindy: Aww I like him already, our family is always welcome to those of a stalking profession. Lmfao oh you, is he pretty? Probably not, you would have said that first hm. You speak of his personality too which is another sign
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[ 02:59PM ; October 31 ] |
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I loove how my boss and I are little buddies lksjf. I get in to work, clock in and go discuss nerdy behaviors with him for a good twenty minutes. He just got his Masters Degree and is all psyched about life. It's very endearing seeing the face of an accomplished person. At long last after all their hardwork they've done it. :sigh: I can't wait until thats me :')
lksfj so yesterday I'm on my way out and he says "Hey, how's it going" I say I'm free! and keep walking lol I felt kinda bad that I didnt stay and chat but I really needed to get some food in me before my monthly friend attacked. So I wash my hands of course and walk back to where he is say: Ha haaa you still have to be here!! to which he replies "Ha ha you're fired!" lskfj this is my third time being fired. The first was because I wanted to check out some books for my collection and made him get up to do so lmao such a cutie.
SOOOO. Tina is an extraordinarily beautiful person. I often wonder how she could be friends with the nasty likes of me, but I'm very grateful that she is. It makes me believe I'm not as nasty a person as I usually think I am. IIII LUUHHH YOU BOOO
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| WONT SOMEBODY PLEEEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN! |
[ 01:21AM ; October 30 ] |
I somehow get into telling Mariela how I'm very annoyed that my remote lost its programming code. For some reason this TV was never programmed to add channels which means the only channels I have access to are 1 and A/V . So in the absence of a remote this is all I have access to. Still through the rant mind you she says:
"Obama is on air"
"channel 24"
well with my channels 1 and A/V I'm sure to catch that
"from Ft Lauderdale"
I really don't understand what it is that's happening here...^^
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envymeoo (10:48:54 PM): skjf man i opened the mail today
envymeoo (10:48:58 PM): and i was like PSSTTT
envymeoo (10:49:00 PM): all mad
envymeoo (10:49:02 PM): lskjf
morningglory915 (10:50:10 PM): its a big ass box
morningglory915 (10:50:16 PM): you cant miss it
envymeoo (10:49:13 PM): and i turn and some really pretty guy is just standing there
envymeoo (10:49:16 PM): i say what the
morningglory915 (10:50:24 PM): lolol
envymeoo (10:49:27 PM): close the mailbox and say sorry you scared me
envymeoo (10:49:38 PM): and he says "yeah its just you're kinda in my way"
envymeoo (10:49:55 PM): im here thinking is this biatch giving me an attitude? cuz hes smiling but its not a welcoming smile
envymeoo (10:50:00 PM): and that sounds kinda rude
envymeoo (10:50:10 PM): so i just kindly say yeah well i was here first : )
envymeoo (10:50:12 PM): ....
morningglory915 (10:51:29 PM): lolol
morningglory915 (10:52:03 PM): ew nut check him
envymeoo (10:51:09 PM): lksjf
envymeoo (10:51:16 PM): hes so pretty though
envymeoo (10:51:19 PM): he should reproduce
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| "UNDEAD JOURNAL" |
[ 12:57AM ; October 28 ] |
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lskjf very cute. sooo I feel it's worth mentioning that here I am speaking to Johanna about my unhealthy crush on sensei (my karate instructor) and she tells me "you know this little love circle is coming to a quick end" I ask: a circle? "Yes, a circle never ends" slkdjfsklj SO IS IT ENDING OR NOT?!?!?
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| The College Experience: XXX (see last paragraph) djflsjf |
[ 06:34PM ; September 04 ] |
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Aaaawww I just love Johnny :') today while I was stacking them books I notice theres one in my hand about Tim Burton with a forward by Johnny Depp!! I of course park myself there and start reading what that beautiful man wrote. Said he was disgusted with his life and the nasty life Hollywood was making people think he lived, of being the little heartthrob and nothing more. Some random doll that would eventually fade away. He felt a really strong connection to "Edward Scissorhands" became obsessed with it couldn't get the story and especially Edward out of his thoughts and his heart. Tim Burton and that movie are what finally gave him the career he'd dreamed of :') that's the very movie I fell in love with him in too. First saw him, first detected the beauty, the amazing character, the Johnny Depp :D
AmusedMe Segment
"Are you fraghappy?"
Yeah I just think they add more effect
"Okay well I'm just warning you, if you think you won't do well in the class just get out now I don't want you to go commit suicide or something"
No I think I'll be okay
"Good. But if you do decide to kill yourself please don't write fragments on your suicide letter?
ljdskf [I was thinking maybe something like] "Bye."
A scientist huh! Deelicious. Unless he's ugly...then not so much
SOOOO I text my roommate with some ridiculous question la la like an hour or so later I hear her coughing and think wth shes been here the whole time?! Alkdjfs que pena I probably woke her up ohh lawd. Lala start preparing some dinner..she comes out of her room headed toward the bathroom but of course since we spoke we were guaranteed an hour of chatting. She told me she was really sleepy so she was sleeping, thats what she spends her days doing now because Rush Week tired her out etc etc. Finally she goes to the bathroom and back into her room...AND THEN. A cute boy walks out of her room...I stare all dumbfounded make what im sure was a mess with the cracker I was biting into when he appeared and she comes out behind him with a face of yeah yeah "This is ???" I think it was Dennis? He smiles and waves I wave back and he looks down as they walk away in shame. She says "We were studying...ugh I hate studying" I'm thinking yeeeah I'll bet WINK WINK "Well we're going to go have lunch" It's like 7 or 8pm so I'm like lunch? "Dinner yeah whatever" dlkjf now I watched them walk away through the peephole for suspicious behavior but no hand holding, hugging, kissing i kinda wanted to take the stairs and wait for them by some bush to see if they were just acting cool cuz she suspected I'd watch them but yeah I've done enough to make people around here think I'm a nut.
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AmusedMe Segment
It's getting really hard to differentiate what my conceit is making me imagine, and what's actually going down
No seriously do I LOOK like a whore?!
"Well you do have that wild hair...and now you work at the library and have the glasses so you have the whole sexy librarian thing"
IS THAT A YES?@@&*$
"I have a date tonight ;)"
OoO with who, Bryan?
"No that's tomorrow...remember Jon"
THE BOY WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE CONTRACTED STIS FROM HIS STALKER?!!
"Yeaah..."
Today Mariela and I attended our first Kahratay class! : taps fingers : exxcceelleent. There was some dance party taking place in the class in front the Karate one that I must definitely look into, I think it was salsa lessons!?!?! I wonder if everyone already had a partner s_s cuz I want in
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Day 2 wasn't as fabulous as day one but it was still pretty radical not that I can remember it at the moment..today on my journey to class I give myself the usual MUST MAKE FRIENDS. MUST MAKE FRIENDS. ritual chant I give myself every morning lakjff so in Fiction class the professor tells us that by the end of class everyone's going to know each other on a first name basis. I grow quite content at this news and do in fact produce a friend. La la we laugh make jokes...she tells me she's not registered in the course but is sitting in because she'd like to be in it -_- so I'm REALLY hoping whoever is in charge of this gets their ass in gear and leaves my new friend in the seat right before me. registration and all E_@
AmusedMe Segment
ah when will I find TRUUE LOOVE : sparkle sparkle :
"so I finally told him how I felt"
what the. that had nothing to do with me. please check your answer and try again later
envymeoo (11:23:31 PM): its implied that any black person who doesnt vote for him is the biggest hypocrite EVAAR
jorge schrute (11:23:38 PM): uhh
jorge schrute (11:23:40 PM): its true
jorge schrute (11:23:42 PM): they would be
jorge schrute (11:23:47 PM): all black ppl should vote for him
jorge schrute (11:23:52 PM): their fucking ancestors
jorge schrute (11:23:59 PM): worked hard to see a black president
jorge schrute (11:24:00 PM): run the country
jorge schrute (11:24:08 PM): inconsiderate lil rapper thugs
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| First day!! |
[ 03:18PM ; August 25 ] |
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I realize this entry is exhaustingly long so I'll outline the contents here by paragraph:
* Class 1: Ancient History
* Class 2: Psychological Statistics
* Class 3: English II
* Weariness
* Cute boy
* Choir Audition Tragedy
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I took much longer to get ready than I thought but I still managed to get to class on time, luckily I didn't get lost..which has been known to happen. So my first class was the kind of class you see on TV where you can't even see the back of the room because there are SOOOOOOOO many seats, auditorium style. Wow so much for stalking anyone from THAT class. And it is Ancient History with an emphasis on Greece so it should be awesome if I do in fact read and stay awake.
My next class was Psychological Statistics which I didn't intend on taking for awhile but I'm not allowed to take any psychology courses without having first taken Stats and Research Methods so I'll be doing that this year and begin my psychology career the year to come, get some interns etc. They have a bunch of research assistant positions or interns going on now but I unfortunately am not yet trained for such a title. My stats professor is a cutie as was the ancient history professor. He kept saying "Statistics is a strange thing" told us he didn't even like statistics or math but he does like the concepts attached to stats so hes gonna stay pretty far away from numbers : cackles :
My final class of the day was English...lsdjflfj the building reminded me of a TV high school and when I reached my class it reminded me of a TV high school...in the ghetto lsjfljf. Something went wrong with the pipes so its there ferociously dripping water onto the two trashcans beneath it but apparently no one noticed the problem until a good portion of the room was covered in water. A random light kept eerily flickering on and off the professor says "I'm a bit worried...I feel like we're in a battlefield or something fighting for our lives" kjsf I thought he was gay until he mentioned having a girlfriend shruug. He's way funny and adorable hopefully we become BFF's so he can write some amazing recommendation letters for me.
There I am lost and dying. Too effin hot, my legs in pain my feet on fire, dehydrated and sweaty. I stop and think oh laawd I can't go on I'm just going to lay down right here and recover. But clearly I could do no such thing my day was far too busy. I had to go pick up a book and then try and train my ear for keys on the piano for choir auditions later today.
No story is complete without boy sightings of course. Let's just say. It's really hot in USF. And I don't mean just literally ;) ;) there was a guy asking people if they'd registered to vote, I've already done so but he was quite cute so I'm like well I shoould change my address heh heh. So we chatted about life and I felt very good about it until I started to ask myself whether thats just how Americans are or if he dug me s_s I had already walked away before I remembered I didn't ask for his name soo I'll be strolling by those parts tomorrow. Though I think it's really sick that just talking to him for 10 minutes has basically made him my target. He was just so sweet and cute :X I can't help it.
Finally I get to my place and start talking to Megan for like an hour about the day and its events which delayed my ear training practice before my audition at 7:10 but I still had a little over 2 hours to get it. It was either 6 or a few minutes before then, I was at Fa (F) out of the solfege scale when I decide to migrate to my bed for some warmth. Next thing I know...it's 7:27...I'd missed my audition. THROW THE BIGGEST SHIT FIT OF LIFE WTF WHY DIDNT ANY OF THESE BETCH ASS ALARMS RING AHH OH MY GAW NOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOO MY SINGING CAREER!! AAAHHH so I rush the crap outta the building and see that there are too many people there for them to have noticed I wasn't there. Wheeeeeeeeeeeew so I signed up again for the 8:25 audition slot and 20 minutes later I auditioned and got in! WOOT WOOT! Noow the professor tells me "See you in two weeks" and I was too excited to ask exactly what day so I needs to call him up.
So far in my collegiate career: BEST DAY EVAR!
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Me: wtc you don't like either one of them? so who are you going to vote for
Mariela: oh I'm not voting
Me: but...you'll die
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Yesterday I'm chewing some gum la la when hmm I guess I bit somewhere wrong. VERY WRONG. On a dormant wisdom tooth wrong...So it starts hurting I think damn that little bitch is back. See over some time now I randomly have days where the tooth becomes exposed I guess? Disables my eating brings me much pain but vanishes in one or two days so I dismissed it as something wrong with my life and not a wisdom tooth although I did keep suspecting it was. This time however...whhhy is my face deformed as fugg. Cried in pain ate some applesauce for dinner. Barely got any sleep cuz I was too worried trying to figure out whether I'd have to miss work to go get this shite taken out. Woke up several points of the night to go tinkle...I made the mistake of looking up into the dark mirror (it was like 2,3AM and the only light on was the one in the kitchen we leave on to make people think we're up?) umm almost screamed in horror. Definitely sharted myself though. Scaaaarrrrrryyyyyyy stuff. Then when morning did come and lights were available I cried the way conceited villains do when tragedy has come to their face.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMYYY BEAUTIFUL FACEEE NOOOOOOO WHHHHHHHYYYYY
: throws arms up into the air and falls to floor : lol that last part didnt occur I just put my hand over the swollen cheek and stared in sadness. It looks like I'm puffing up my right cheek and then it was somehow stretched out so my face extends to the side in some uncanny way. Run around telling people IM A MONSTER IM A MONSTER pretended to be gollum or some shite. Oh mom look :weird body motions : hssss aahhhh
So Carlos is walking towards me, sees this disaster and steps back and:
Him: YO.
Me: I know
Him: YO.
Me: I know
Him: YO.
Me: (rushes off with head down) lkjflkajf
After a failed attempt at lunch -_-
Him: so what happened man?
Me: wisdom tooth on the loose
Him: what you took it out?
Me: no no its just there
Him: soo yesterday you were fine and all the sudden this happens
Me: oh noo remember yesterday when you asked what was wrong?
Him: yeah
Me: yeah that was part of it
Him: oooh I thought you just had your period or something
Me: I do.
Him: (stutters) ohyoumeanwowumm (starts backing away slowly) you must be having the worst day of your life
Fuggin no way. Disgusting face, pain, more pain coming, have to search for a dentist, have to spend what little savings I have for this bullshit. Aww but my co-workers have all been so kind. When my boss saw me he got all worried, called up his dentist to find out what I should take to lessen the swelling. Ordered me to go buy it at Walgreens and has continually asked if ive taken the pill/gurgled water and salt :')
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[ 10:37PM ; June 25 ] |
I finally told my bosses I'll be leaving to USF in August, the girls were all excited and happy for me until they paused for the "Oh wait that means you're leaving us!!!" My boss has a sad face and says "That's good." lkjfalkj asks if I knew about this all along which I planned for so I was all cool and said I got the letter on Monday? When lunchtime came I got caught in the elevator with Carlos ;) :sigh : and he said he was given orders to follow me around I told him oh cool a bodyguard?! He says "yeah yeah" two random old people get in the elevator with us so it gets all quiet we just look over at each other and smile. I run out of there because I had no time he chases after and beyond me and starts yelling "Watchout watchout" to clear the path for me alkfjalfkjalfkjalfkjalkfj he's so precious :'(
I really can't stand him though, how dare he be so awesome and unavailable. Ever since I found out he was married I just started ignoring him altogether but of course when you work with a person theres only so much avoiding you can do. And (sarcasm)luckily for me I was over flooded with work so I had to take a late lunch which happened to be at the same time his was. So we had a nice little lunch together. And by little I mean it was like an hour and a half we were there talking didn't even notice so much time had elapsed. Our bosses were on a cruise so no one really cared except for this betch ass troll mofo who kept interrupting because Carlos was taking up his lunch time. NIGGA AINT NOBODY CARE THAT YOU WANT FOOD WE'RE TALKING HERE GTFO! Asqueroso ugghhhhh I cannot stand that troll!
Anyway some day there he spent like 20 minutes in my office trying to show me some youtube video which failed since apparently the computer has no sound? I connected my headphones checked the sound settings everywhere turned up the volume...nothing...I just now remembered to watch it..lmfao why is that video ridiculous: Everyday Normal Guy
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[ 10:23PM ; June 24 ] |
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So yesterday I meant to report a series of comical events I had take place inside my head...however I grow weary/bored at night so I just watched an hour or so of "My Super Ex-Girlfriend" and went to sleep. I'll just date it with yesterdays date and move on with life.
There's this guy I see at the metrostation and on the metromover every morning our schedules coincide. Unfortunately he gets off at the first stop but whatever best two minutes of my mornings. HOWEVER on this particular morning (yesterday) I stand in my usual spot and he stands in his then some HOE stands really close to me and impedes my vision. So I start shifting around pretending to stretch and such to try and get to a place where I can properly admire his beauty. Except oh..why's he staring at this girl?! UNNNFUGGGINACCEPTABLE! I think wtf she's not even pretty I mean if he were basing his stare on her awesome shoes another story it would be but I so don't think thats the case. I think well wtf one of these days I'm going to show up looking all fabulous have him drool and stare then spit in his beautiful face for such an audacious move. Incredible : rolls eyes :
Sandy and I are discussing how she's crazy when she decides to turn the tables by saying I'm crazy?? I says: "No im the high psycho levels of craziness that transcend into genius" I've said similar things often but this is near the perfect wording of the thought.
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[ 01:19PM ; May 29 ] |
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So because I bring packed lunches now with my dietary foods (this obesity cannot continue or I wont) I join the guys. Ah, the guys such hilarious men. The oldest one informs us about the news subjectively and then the other 2 younger ones (one a republican, one a I dont give a rats ass they're all a bunch of corrupt idiots) attack, I ask questions since I don't know jack about squat and theres a third guy whos basically just there to eat his lunch and read his paper quietly. He's apparently a musician since when asked where hes been for the past few days/weeks he said he was on tour. Hes pretty cute but I've long been done with his musician, skater, tattoo types. Anyway these political discussions are too funny especially since the cynic makes the most, well, cynical comments. He makes excellent points, they all do which adds brownie points to man's kind porque verdad que ya eran caso perdido. La la la so I retire to the restroom as that is where I like to dwell and reflect on todays lunch conversation when suddenly...someone walks in. Now I'm inside the stall so I won't be caught texting, dancing whatever. Whenever someone walks in I shift my keys so they know theyre not in there alone and thus you know dont stink up the joint. But lets reflect on yesterday
REWIND: There I am in my stall minding my own business when I hear someone walk in, I think oh thats odd, if I'm in here and Sol's in here whos answering the phones? Because at the time my boss was who knows where so the only girls around were just Sol and I. I think oh maybe my boss just arrived la la. This person pees in like 2 seconds and flies out without a trace. I have some panic attack at the fact that no hands were washed and this woman hands me things that I TOUCH WITH MY HANDS!! so I'm here taking deep breaths and I walk out immediately after this ghost. Nothing, see no one walking any of the course from the bathroom to the inside. My boss isn't in her office, Sol looks way too into her work to have been the one who left. So who was it..?
>>: So I'm in the stall and think well this time they won't get away, let me just bend down and have a little looksie...MEN'S SHOES?!?! FEET POINTED TOWARD THE TOILET?!?! WHY IS A MAN IN THE WOMANS BATHROOM!??!?! And now I've been looking around at all the guys' feet and haven't found a match yet...
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Ugh there's nothing more disgusting than a gorgeous man lighting up and smoking a cig. -_-
Addition: lol I was going to mention the other not gorgeous male population as well but couldn't come up with a decent way to mention them so I didnt but um yeah this is a better take to my original thoughts: beauty on the outside projects from the inside and its difficult if not impossible for that to happen when the inside is all black and decaying ya knoow.
Smoking is foul no matter who you are. But this entry came from all the guys that I'm all heeey cuuutiiieee, no wedding ring very good--wait whaat whaat NOOO WHAT IS HE DOING AAHHH : HOLDS BREATH AND RUNS : there was some man looking like some model with the dirty blonde shoulder length hair thing going on up against the wall..modeling? lol and then : twitch : had to give him some nasty look for forcing me to pause my respiratory cycle
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I really hope Hillary wins :(
I mean either democrat will have my vote but I feel Obama would have a harder chance winning all of America over come election time. And a republican musn't win again. Simply musn't! I'm too poor to go on this way
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